Probably a bunch of completely trivial yet absolutely crucial questions such as
- Harry did you really splash your pee on Louis
- First words, Oops and Hi, yes or no
- Who initiated the first kiss
- How did the “mutual, we’ve discussed it”-conversation go
- Can you once and for all confirm you were talking about anal sex in the Mario Kart interview
- Did Harry end up getting head after the 2012 BRITS
- How many times have you gotten engaged
- Chicken stuffed with mozzarella cheese wrapped in parma ham with a side of home made mash. Explain.
- Are the eyebrows and size difference in Harry’s birds deliberate
- Give us the deets on frisky in Frisco
- How bad did you laugh when people thought Harry was quoting Riptide and not Mary Lambert
- How bad did you laugh when Harry posted a picture of two men with the caption ‘Strong’ and people thought it was because of the strong print of their shirts
- How bad did you laugh when people thought Louis’ rainbow shirt was a Jamaican flag
- Speaking of, how was Jamaica?
- Harry, were you really unaware your hair was covered in white face paint
- (how hard did you laugh when people thought it was dry shampoo)
- Talk to me about the first time Harry heard Strong
- LOUIS DID YOU REALLY MAKE HARRY WEAR A FUCKING BUTTPLUG IN AN INTERVIEW
- At what point did you start referring to yourselves as the Tomlinsons
May I add:
- What the heck happened in Wellington.
Louis and Harry how many times have you acted as anons to give the tumblr fandom some hints?
irrelevant people : larry is fake
irrelevant people : they’re just friends
irrelevant people : you are destroying their friendship
irrelevant people : harry’s not gay!!1!1!!
irrelevant people : HE SEES HIM AS A FREIDNQ§§§§!
irrelevant people : louis isn’t gay too
irrelevant people : louis has a gIRLFRIEND!!!22!!1
irrelevant people : if larry is true, why are they hiding it?!!,??!,
I LOVE THIS FUCKING BAND
I LOVED THEM WHEN THEY WERE ALL TEENAGERS WHO SANG BUBBLEGUM POP AND WORE COLOUR-COORDINATED CLOTHES AND I LOVE THEM WHEN THEY’RE ALL OLDER WITH REALLY HORRIFIC QUIFFS AND SINGING THESE WEIRD ROCK/INDIE HYBRIDS
I AM NEVER GOING TO ESCAPE AND I DON’T CARE